Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Follow us on Twitter!

Yesterday I heard a radio advert for a sinus medication that included the tag line, "Follow us on Twitter!"

I have never been to Twitter and never plan to go there, but what kind of sad individual signs up to "follow" a sinus medication of Twitter? Seriously, what do you get when you "follow" a sinus medication?

"Hey gang! Methusulah Persnicketty of Lower Eastgoatsbelly Mississippi just sprayed our product into her nose! Way to go!"

As the late, great Paul Harvey was wont to say, "Not all that we call progress is progress."


  1. Methusulah should change her name instead of spending money on nasal sprays. Just saying...

  2. Maybe they'll have a f-book booger cam.